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January 25th, 2011


09:30 pm - a single fuck was given
I'm calling the fact that The Losers didn't get nominated for best pic a fucking snub since it was most definitely the best movie to come out this year. Yes I said it. BEST. WHO GONNA CHECK ME BOO NOBODY. The only thing that interested me was the fact that James Franco got a nom. I hope he wins so we can get a lolzy acceptance speech.

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January 7th, 2011


10:56 pm - stan love=certified crazy
Jon Walker released this. Dis bitch. It's everything I hate about pretty odd and TYV's sound except Ryan's voice. Everything I hate concentrated. Yet, I stan on. My heart still finds Jon Walker to be perfection. I think this love is that forever love. So in the name of that love let's talk about the positive.

List Of Things I Like About Home Recordings by Jon Walker
-1. Nothing about the music since I only listened to it once and it shall never grace my ears again.
1. The cover is really pretty.
2. That it gives people a reason to talk about Jon Walker because even Jon Walker haters delight me.

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November 18th, 2010


05:15 am - yaaaaaas
I love all au fic based on The Time Traveler's Wife. For any fandom. I don't even have to be into that fandom. Give me a wiki entry and I'll read that bish.

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October 7th, 2010


11:03 pm - profanity within
I just finished Hunger Games and am at the very beginning of Catching Fire. Can I just say?Collapse )

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October 5th, 2010


02:30 am - GOOD NEWS
I googled! There's a community! fpreg! It only gets like five posts a year!!!! :(

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02:19 am - deja vu
Moving on from my last post to...mo babies. I would seriously read all the Rizzoli/Isles fpreg(lol) in the world. I don't care who gets who knocked up, it would all be good. By the by, has there been any fic ever written in any fandom with a chick getting another chick pregnant? Maybe Xena? I'ma have to make a post to the_rec_room and see if anyone knows of any.

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September 1st, 2010


12:07 am - google me
Guys, are you into that tumblr thing?! I have one! http://canwemove.tumblr.com/

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August 16th, 2010


05:06 am - ~*Tenzing*~
Finished the latest Temeraire book today and it was...not good. But how much do I love it when the dragons flip out over their captains. I've read the part where Kulingile tries to squash that one dude like five time and had hearty lols every single time. Lols and heart in eyes, Demane and Kulingile were the only interesting thing about tongue of serpents.

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July 29th, 2010


01:17 am - my thrilled face
A show where a former slave owner/confederate soldier is the woobie. How...special. I'm sure his and Common's character will be the bestest of friends so that we know that he is really a Good Man. You know what else is cute! A show about the building of transcontiental railroad and there haven't been any asians cast. I wonder if there will be even one.

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July 24th, 2010


04:29 pm - i'm just saying
There should be an Inception au written for every fandom in creation but especially for Leverage. If only so that I could experience architect Hardison. In the Torchwood one my bb Tosh would be the architect also. I wonder how SGA would break down. Ronon=point man obviously. Rodney=architect. But maybe Teyla would be point man. Yeah, now that I think about it I think Ronon and Teyla were a two person point man and there was no forger or chemist on their team. In panic Spencer would be point, Ryan the architect, Brendan the extractor, Jon the crazy cat lady, and Brent the chemist that got tossed to the lions at the beginning of the movie. Actually I think Brendon and Jon could work equally as well as either the extractor or the forger. I'm also rethinking SGA. I think Teyla may be forger. Oh man, I need to be getting ready for work and I'm sitting here thinking deep thoughts about this harry potter sorting hat ish.

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July 21st, 2010


03:09 pm - The Actual Title Is Really "omg Anmer"
I proudly present my first and last fic ever:

Title: Expected
Fandom: The Oc
Pairing: Anna/Summer

I kept saying I was going to post it after I rewrote it to make it less fuzzy or whatever but this joker was written back in 2003 so if it hasn't happened by now than I think we can all agree that it's never going to happen. So I posted it!

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July 18th, 2010


12:35 am
The idea that [activism] should be kept under glass, broken only in case of a "real" and "serious" emergency, is predicated on the erroneous assumption that "the little things" happen in a void, as do, presumably, the "real" and "serious" things, when, in reality, they are interwoven strands of the same rope. [. . .] And, in a very real way, ignoring "the little things" in favor of "the big stuff" makes the big stuff that much harder to eradicate, because it is the pervasive, ubiquitous, inescapable little things that create the foundation of a [oppressive] culture on which the big stuff is dependent for its survival. It's the little things, the constant drumbeat of inequality and objectification, that inure us to increasingly horrible acts and attitudes.- Melissa McEwan

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/02/feminism-101-feminists-look-for-stuff.html

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June 4th, 2010


04:16 am - beautiful to mine eyes


Ugh, the glory of the cross outfit. Look at how it emerges from the shadows. Like a fucking boss. *__*

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April 24th, 2010


05:50 pm - THANKS FOR THE LOLS JASON PATRIC
Why does the american public continually fail me? First it takes forever for Princess & the Frog to make a 100 million and now this. C'MON! Fuck them, because The Losers is the action movie of my heart. OF MY HEART OKAY. The cast was basically perfect. I know everybody is whining about how skinny Zoe is but frankly I don't give a fuck. She was bad-ass. One person who reads my journal, I'm addressing this to you, PLEASE GO SEE THE LOSERS I'M TRYING DRUM UP ENOUGH BUSINESS TO GET A SEQUEL PLEASE I LOVE YOU.

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April 18th, 2010


02:52 pm - puppets & slaves
I know nothing will ever truly right the wrongs committed against him but I hope this guy wins SO MUCH MONEY. All the people involved in this on the county side deserve nothing but bad things in life.

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April 10th, 2010


11:00 pm - Do not cross a sugarbaker woman

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March 30th, 2010


12:19 am - a rad bromance
I don't know if I can delete this episode of Psych off my computer. It's the episode where Abigail asks Shawn to go to Uganda with her and he's like ~but gus is here~. Oh my heart.

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March 19th, 2010


03:48 am - like a shooting star, like a muscle car
NEW FAVORITE GIF ALERT


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March 12th, 2010


02:35 am - i must spaz
♥Southland♥ I'm finding Lydia/Sucre so damn hot. Where mah het shippers at!





Nowhere. Okay. Moving on. Not to mention the rest of the show. Chino/Cudlitz chemistry still killin' it, S2 SPOILERCollapse ), and they managed to make Tammy's drama queen ass kinda funny instead of boring and irritating. These first two episodes were on point.

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February 27th, 2010


06:56 am - translate l.o.v.e.
Finished The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms and I can now say I know the feelings other women got from reading Twilight. That shit consumed my soul. I'd be more than willing to wear a team Naha shirt and be judged like I judge team edward shirt wearers. I read the mofo in 4 days. That's like the speed of light for me when it comes to reading a book nowadays. The most I'll usually read a day is around 30 minutes, and that's on a good day, so even a YA can take a month. Every damn point in that book was tense, I had to keep reading for peace of mind. But I finished earlier tonight. It was such an exhale. But not. Because it's a trilogy. Not a fan of this waiting stuff.

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February 22nd, 2010


05:46 am - Only 4


My two favorites ♥. Miryo is so freaking cute and Narsha is so freaking fierce. And this remix is on the second half of their album which I didn't download because I usually don't give a flip about remixes but Must. Have.

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January 30th, 2010


03:38 am - THE EXPERIMENT
So I flat ironed my hair. I was bored and wanted to try this technique I saw on youtube. As I was getting ready to wash it out I thought, "hey, here's my chance to keep it stretched out." Because hair boards are all about keeping nappy hair stretched. Apparently shrunken hair leads to knots, breakage and sucking dick for coke in back alleys. idk idk that's just what I hear. So after a week of stretched hair can I just say: no thank you very much. Okay, yes there are less knots but that was the ONLY advantage. To keep my hair stretched it was either do a twist/braid type hairstyle or braid it up every night before bed and take it down every morning. The twist or braids most definitely wasn't happening. Not only do they take me like five hours to put in but I spent all of last year in twists. I'm burnt out on those things. So I went with the night/morning routine. Turns out it when all added up the whole process took around 30 minutes a day which adds up to about 3 and a half hours a week. Now compare that to the 45 minutes to a hour it takes me to detangle when I let my hair shrink. Of course I'm going to take the 1 hour over the 4 hour dealio. Plus I felt like I was manipulating my hair way to much. So hair I'm releasing you from bondage. Be wild and free again, my baby.

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January 21st, 2010


05:41 am - cougar aspirations
New Leverage. This week was so much better than last week. Also, starting petition for shirtless Hardison every week. Aldis' body is amazing to me. He seriously has a justice league cartoon body -y'know the widewidewide upper body that tapers down into tinytinytiny waist with looooooong legs- but in real life. Guys, I just wanna, like, touch his arms.

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January 6th, 2010


08:42 am - ARRIVAL
I posted something about Jon being a man stealing floosie on my twitter and not 12 minutes later he tweeted "BS." I know they're not related but it scared the shit out of me for second. I was like "omg jon walker reads my twitter all my dreams have been realized.*tears of joy*" But then sadly reality faded back in.

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05:10 am - or hit me up on my muthafuckin myspace
Oh shit, groundswell of Jon hate happening right now in Panic-land. idgaf. A ride or die chick is what I am. Jon, I got u to the end papi. Except when it comes to your crappy beatles tribute band with ryan. The Other Girl is ass, my friend. BUT OTHER THAN THAT I GOT U OKAY.

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03:35 am - what happened to toni?


I know nothing about dancing so to the professional eye this could be the most stale and sloppy routine in the world but to my eye it's crazy beautiful.

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January 5th, 2010


07:01 pm - cutest princess & the frog review in all of creation
fabulous and funny and hilarious!Collapse )

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December 17th, 2009


01:23 am - hate mel, love bruce
I'm mad I waited this long to watch The Hurt Locker. That mother is pretty much the perfect deconstruction of the american dick flick hero and I'm ratcheting my stanning of kathryn bigelow up another notch or two not to mention putting my stanning boots on for the guy who wrote it. I think it deserves best pic, screenplay, & director for realsies. All awards belong to The Hurt Locker.

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December 7th, 2009


08:11 am - no bones have been made
Also, I mean no insult by calling him Curly McDouche. I love him and he's fucking beautiful. On the outside. Beautiful on the outside, mostly douchey on the inside.

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07:58 am - destiny
I got into fandom because it gave me something that the suits didn't want to which was mainly hot guys doing each other. I used to start watching shows JUST so I could read the fic. Oh how the tides turn. Now I'm all about consuming media with no eye towards fandom. Fittingly enough it's because the suits are giving me something that fandom doesn't want to. This time it's characters of color. There isn't a lot of them and none of them are the lead character but at least they're there being totally awesome. The only major fandom couple were it isn't two white guys is Ryan/Chad from High School Musical and I listed Ryan first for a reason. You can pretty much tell that that fandom's all much bigger fans of him than of Chad. So that's off putting and other than one or two writers I'm not really into that fandom's style of writing. There's also Shawn/Gus but seing how Shawn/Lassie are the biggest pairing in that already small fandom I wouldn't exactly call them major. There's always secrets on fandom_secrets with a pairing where one of the pairing isn't white and they're all puzzled about why it isn't bigger or why no one else sees it. I alway want to say "duh, notice how one of these people isn't a white guy. there's your reason right there." So now I just watch so much tv and pay only the wariest of attention to any fandom because 90 percent of the time everyone other than the white dudes are ignored and I'm no longer feeling that.

This was all brought on due to me watching this new show called Misfits. As I was watching I knew exactly what pairing that fandom is going to built around if it happens. It was like thank god there are two white guys so that the fangirls have somebody to ship. No matter how the chemistry plays out between the 5 characters on the actual show there is no doubt in my mind that curly mcdouche/baby crispin glover will rein supreme.

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November 9th, 2009


06:17 pm - State Of the Me
My hair color is looking really pretty. I have black hair, okay. Plain black hair. But it's been looking darker lately. Maybe because summer's over and I'm not getting as much sun. I don't really know.

Need another root canal. Third one. I'm pretty upset but what can I do now. I just hoping it doesn't abscess or whatever before the beginning of the year when my insurance maximum resets. Cuz I don't have a thousand bucks to pay out of pocket. If it does I'll have to get it pulled. Even though it's toward the back dnw empty hole in my mouth.

I'm still working on getting a solid 8 hours every night. I'll get it right for about 4 days and then feel so rested that I fall back into bad habits. Now that I've seen the pattern I got to move past it.

My skin is behaving beautifully. Not perfectly because the chin still acts out but the rest looks so nice. Is this the point were my body finally stops with the acne? Please, can it be that point?

My other stress outside of my teeth is coming from my need to move. I'm not sure if I should borrow money from my mom to do it or wait until tax time. I know if I do take money from her I'll have to put up with her crazy passive aggressiveness but if I wait until tax time I probably won't be able to move until late feb, early march and I'd rather save that money that will go to my rent hike. Also unsure whether I want to stay in town or move back to the country. Rent would be cheaper in the country but that would put me so close to my mother and I hate the driving.

I'm feeling very disconnected from my best friend because of the argument we had over the Rihanna-Chris Brown thing. She feels that what happened shouldn't be held against him because he's young. Just let's say I DON'T feel that way. Fuck Chris Brown. We've don't see eye to eye on a lot of stuff but this is the first time I've ever been disgusted by one of her views.

Oh wow, rereading this there seems to be a lot of negative stuff in my life but really overall I've been feeling fine. Overwhelmed but not freaking out like I used to do. It's nice getting older and realizing that life is never as serious as you think it is.

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November 6th, 2009


06:47 am - from yo lips to miiiiiiinnnnee *hip jerk*


I love this video because this guy dances just like I do. I'm always like "get it gurl get it" and then I have to get up and dance with him. Also, it puts me in the mind of the show The Philanthropist. Which is a good thing because although it has it's issue I'm all about it. Okay, imagine a threesome made up of Jesse L. Martin, Neve Campbell, and James Purefoy. You doin' that? That's The Philanthropist! The Ot3ness is amazing.

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November 5th, 2009


10:05 pm - getting real country up in here
Sweet jesus, real mash potatoes. I can see why you'd like box macaroni and cheese. It has a certain chemical filled charmed but I am baffled by how box mash potatoes can even call themselves the same name without getting sued for fraud. This is unreal. Yes, I am experiencing real mash potatoes for the first time in my life at 29 years of age. What can I say, this is the south, we pair everything up with either rice or grits. Unless it's from kfc or bojangles we don't study mash potatoes.

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October 27th, 2009


05:27 am - someone knows they're good
click for hot lesbo action!!!Collapse )

If there was ever a porn video that needs a major fandom constructed around it this one was it. Oh the stories that could be written. The transition from porn girl with her porn nails trying to porn it up into her getting her mind blown the fuck away is one of the best things I've ever seen. I don't know if it was fake or if it was real, I just know it was awesome. I want to download it so badly but I'm scurred. Redtube is legit, rite? Three months from now someone in sweden won't charge 25 snuggies and a slap chop to my credit card, will they?

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October 22nd, 2009


03:55 am - Go Picabo! Go Picabo!

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October 17th, 2009


04:40 am - i wanna see this

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October 10th, 2009


05:21 am - crazy person
I have stalker. At first it was annoying but now I'm just pissed. I don't even feel safe in my own home and I've never ever felt like that before. Really all he does is call my job all the time but he's so fucking creepy about it and the longer it goes on the creepier it gets. Why would he keep calling when it's clear I don't want anything to do with him? He knows my last name and one time he pretended that we went to high school together. I hate this and I want it to be over. Up until this point I've been avoiding his calls but next time he calls I'm just going to pick up and tell him to stop calling and to leave me alone. Please don't be violent.

eta: The internets tell me that they get a thrill from making you angry so I guess I'll continue on the ignore track. Fuck that asshole, I'm giving him NO opportunity to get his rocks off.

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September 24th, 2009


03:54 am - i'm still ride or die for sean van vleet tho
Whenever anyone links it I automatically go vote for Empires for the unsigned hero thing. I've scrolled through the pictures before but until tonight I've never taken the time to actually listen to the other bands. Turns out most were not my bag but there was the pleasant surprise of Audible Mainframe. Hip-hop, my love! They remind me of "as cruel as school children" era Gym Class but less damaged. I really like the songs they have up on their myspace. I might have to buy their album.

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September 14th, 2009


10:09 pm - Been in love with this movie since I was eight.

RIP Patrick.

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August 30th, 2009


07:15 pm - i'm missing something
I have a soft spot for Blue Beetle because he comes from a background that made him have to be tough to survive way before he had to be tough to fight crime. I’m really looking forward to re-examining who he is and the challenges and pain, literally, of living in his skin.

What is this woman talking about? She's making me think that she thinks Jaime had a hard life before he became BB. Because he didn't. Or is she talking about him being hispanic and having to deal with racism. I don't even know.

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August 25th, 2009


03:16 am - little face if i ever saw one
Brendon is so hot in the "new perspective" vid. Spencer would be too if he would shave. What a lulzy vid. While watching I was like "yeah, I get it, cool guys don't look at explosions. where is this going?" But then the last part happened and oh how I laffed. Brendon's faces, lord I laughed. lol Spencer's bad acting lol. Now that I've seen this video I'm unsure what Jennifer's Body is about. I thought it was about Megan Fox being a vampire but apparently it's about school bullying. Popcorn movie with a message? Bullying is bad!

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August 10th, 2009


10:22 pm
If you're not a registered bone marrow donor already please go check this post out and sign up. I just did it and it was very easy.

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05:21 pm - All Life Goals Are Valid
Nine hours ago Jon Walker was quoting the Aladdin soundtrack. In my world that means nine hours ago Jon Walker and Brendon were making sweet, tender love.

Normally I would have posted the previous sentences on twitter but I have a dream. That dream is that one day Jon will read my twitter, follow me, and we will become the tightest of twitter friends. This is not going to happen if evidence of slashgirl craziness is lurking in corners just waiting to skeeve him out.

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August 2nd, 2009


03:28 pm - from the side
Oh okay, fandom seems to have decided to treat it as a joke until otherwise is confirmed. Brendon's passive aggressive tweet and Jon's clueless tweet make a lot more sense when it's apart of joke since they've never really tweeted like that before. Especially Jon. His twitter is 50 percent cryptic bullshit and 50 percent puppy & kitten pics. A sentence that is complete and has proper context makes zero sense.

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03:11 pm - drama on the twitters
"she lies and says she's in love with him; can't find a better man." Okay, poll time. A-plusplusplus passive aggressiveness from Brendon or unrelated and I need to stop creating static where there is none.

I wish Jon Walker and his lady would get married. Are they still together? Well if they are they should get married and have ~babies. Or skip marriage and just have the babies. Yes, in my mind celebrities are like unto sims. I just want to see pretty babies get made.

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August 1st, 2009


04:46 am - ilu

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July 26th, 2009


05:24 am - plant crisis '09 update
Plant kicked it recently. *plays taps* It will be dearly missed. But I gotta find another one because I feel like without it my apartment is lacking life.

That's enough sad times I wanna talk about Panic. New video!!!! I didn't realize shit was going to get real this soon.

Can I just say the split has been really good for everyone involved looks wise. My feelings about the current Jon Walker can be summed up with one word: Unf. I'm tempted to tweet cheesy r&b lyrics at him in hopes of ~seduction. I wish Spencer would shave but still looking so very tasty. I'm not even a Brendon person but he's been looking 10x more precious than usual. Ryan is... idk. I'm still working through my emotional issued in regards to him being a hipster douche. Don't get me wrong, I have mad love in my heart for hipster douches. But only the charming ones like Nick Scimeca, not the ones who leave panic at the disco thus killing all my gsf fantasies and then acts cutesy about coke pictures. You can do one of those two things and I'll let it slide but I cannot let both pass. I'm sure to the emotionally uncompromised eye he's looking fly as fuck.

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July 21st, 2009


02:30 am - BATHROOM CEILING WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT
My gd bathroom ceiling is leaking AGAIN. AGAIN!!!! I'm so tired of this. I'm so tired of strange men waking me up at ass o'clock in the morning to fuck around with that hell hole of a ceiling.

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12:54 am - you go little red haired girl


I'm back in an Idol mood. I just watched Kris' performance of "man in the mirror" like 10 times. Ugh, I love his voice, please don't let his album suck. Then I remember hearing somewhere that Allison killed her second performance of "cry baby" and they told no lie. I think the people from this season who deserved record deals got them. I know a lot of fans want Matt and Anoop to get something going but don't I think either one is ready for that yet. However, that's just my opinion based off their performances on the show. Word on the streets is that Matt has the best studio recordings out of the top 13. Since there are a lot of musicians out there that are clearly better studio musicians than they are live and do just fine he might not have any problems at all.

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July 18th, 2009


01:25 am - bb hardison

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